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Brain clean (mens)

Regular price $28.99 CAD
Regular price Sale price $28.99 CAD
Looking for an ironic t-shirt? Here's some dark humour. Brainwashing is a subject near to Asa Boxer's heart, having endured his share in his formative years... leading him to conclude that we don't question our knowledge base enough. Not only religions, but all societies promote unexamined doctrines, putting a cult at the root of every culture. Dogmatic systems produce heretics (deniers), those who would sully one's mind, leading the dominant ideologues to go about purging and cleansing the world of unbelievers. Such believers might well ask: "What's wrong with washing your brain? Don't you want your brain clean?" See Boxer's book Seducing Luke Skywalker, available in our bookshop. (This item is black on white. You can order the same design in colour by going back to the merch list and hunting it down there.)

Note: most prints can be applied to long sleeve cotton jerseys, 3/4 sleeve sport jerseys, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. Some may be applied towels. If you see a print you'd like us to apply to a product you see on our site, please be in touch by email and we'll do what we can to accommodate you!The 100% cotton men's heavyweight tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26
Sleeve length (inches) 15 ⅝ 17 18 ½ 20 21 ½